charloft 100 drabbles - 90. Under the Robe

"No."

"Aw, come on! It’s not like I’m asking to actually see or anything. I just want to know!"

"There is no need for you to know such a thing, Aidan. It has absolutely no bearing on anything."

"I'm curious!"

"You do realize what that did to the cat, correct?"

"Yeah, but I've got a hell of a lot more lives, so I'm willing to take that risk."

"You are incorrigible."

"I hear that a lot. So, does that mean you'll tell me what you wear under those robes?"

"No."

"Damn it. Oh well, there's always next year."

Darius sighed.