There are no words...

[on_holy_ground]

........

OOC: While the pup is as usual, speechless by his nominations, the mun is vastly amused. Thanks to everyone who thought of him.

Comments

[lexiromanov.livejournal.com]

Nick Stokes says I'm a bad man. (http://users.livejournal.com/_nickstokes_/61567.html) Considering the award you're up for... this looks like as good a place as any to throw myself on the mercy of the church.

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

And considering the awards that you are up for, I'd say you may need all the mercy that the church could give you.

[lexiromanov.livejournal.com]

It's all vicious rumours. I've been a very good boy for most of today.

So... is whipping still practiced as a punishment around your place? *grins*

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

Not around mine, no. Although I have heard it is still practiced in some of the more...remote areas.

[lexiromanov.livejournal.com]

Not around your's... More's the pity. Ah well, perhaps a hiking expedition into the wilderness is in order.

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

I do hope that you find the expedition, enlightening, should you indeed choose to undertake the journey.

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, Father. I will not vote for you.

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

Bless you, my child.

[naughty-tess.livejournal.com]

*is embarrassed that he saw some of the things she was nominated for and runs away*

[john-h-holliday.livejournal.com]

Father, there surely are no words.
Or: possibly sacrilege?

On a completely different note:
The Church, unlike 'that which does not kill us' does offer strength, through wisdom, solace and more. I will take advantage of your kindly open door soon.

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

*is quite glad for the change ot topic* Then I shall look forward to your visit.

[alan_shore]

As your proposed unholy partner, I thought it best we at least meet.

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

It's a pleasure, although I do wonder where they come up with some of these...unions.

[alan_shore]

Likewise. As for the union, lawyer and priest seems naturally unnatural. Even the President has proposed it.

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

This is true, although it really would depend on the lawyer and the priest in question.

[alan_shore]

Skill in the bedroom notwithstanding, I wouldn't describe myself as particularly godly.

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

Well, being as I try to keep from being too morally ambiguous, perhaps they have a point.

[alan_shore]

"Ambiguous"? Are men of the cloth permitted to use such language?

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

Only if we then perform a sufficient number of 'Our Father's', several 'Hail Mary's' and an act of contrition.

[alan_shore]

In that case, I'm sorry to have so inconvenienced you.

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

Don't trouble yourself. You haven't been an inconvenience.

[civ-barbarian.livejournal.com]

Good Luck with those. Especially the one with Miss North. *smirk* At least they didn't nominate me for that this year.

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

Small favors.

[voiceofthewoods.livejournal.com]

*is managing to keep a straight face, really!*

Darius.

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

*lifts an eyebrow just slightly*

Cassandra.

[voiceofthewoods.livejournal.com]

*voice is a little strained*

I see you've garnered some interesting attention also?

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

Yes, so it would seem.

Fortunately though, they seem to have dropped the catagory that I won last year.

[voiceofthewoods.livejournal.com]

Oh? Refresh my memory, which was that again?

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

*clears throat* Most in need of a good lay. Or, something to that effect.

[voiceofthewoods.livejournal.com]

*is seriously straining to keep a straight face now*

Oh, yes, of course, I remember now.

Can't imagine why they'd be saying that!

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

*wry smile* I haven't got the faintest idea.

[voiceofthewoods.livejournal.com]

Because, well, it's not like you're... er.. inexperienced?

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

I am actually experienced in a great many things.

[voiceofthewoods.livejournal.com]

Of that I'm sure, Darius.

It is others who seem to be under some misconception you have been a priest all your life.

*keeps a very innocent face*

Perhaps some anecdotes might enlighten them, no?

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

Ah, but I fear that too much enlightenment at one time can sometimes cause far more problems that it cures.

[voiceofthewoods.livejournal.com]

Then it would of course be up to you to temper the flow, keeping the enlightenment at a level acceptable to those needing it, so it doesn't ... blind them?

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

Indeed. It wouldn't do for me to sully my reputation to much after all, as that does tend to make it difficult to gain trust.

[voiceofthewoods.livejournal.com]

*chuckles* Oh I don't know, Darius. Our reputations don't seem to be based too much on the facts now, do they? Or are more bound to the facts people want to see, leaving out those they choose to ignore.

*g* And I don't think you'd have any difficulty in gathering, or maintaining, people's trust.

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

*chuckles* I appreciate the great faith that you place in me and my...abilities.

[voiceofthewoods.livejournal.com]

*laughs softly* Dare I say it's some of your more... cloistered abilities I think that people are intrigued to learn of.

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

I doubt they would be nearly as intrigued if they did know.

[voiceofthewoods.livejournal.com]

Ah, well I would beg to differ! *g*

Though I guess when our dear Fitz is around the ladies their attentions are drawn to him, he is such a lovable rogue and not nearly as humble in pronouncing his prowess.

You on the other hand, have maintained an air of humility the likes of which I've only seen in others on very rare ocassion.

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

Centuries of practice do indeed make things like humilty much easier to maintain.

[voiceofthewoods.livejournal.com]

And even more centuries of having been of another ilk perhaps adding to the understanding of this state?

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

That too, is very true.

[immortalmacleod.livejournal.com]

I think you deserve all the attention, Darius. Although last year's category was very amusing...

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

Perhaps, but it's nice to be known for more than just sex.

[immortalmacleod.livejournal.com]

Well, now you can be, my friend. *smiles*

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

*smiles* It is about time.