Meme - Amnesia

[on_holy_ground]

There's been an accident, and my memory's been wiped. I have no recollection of who I am. Tell me about myself. What do you know about me? What kind of person am I? What are my likes and dislikes? How did we meet and how long have we known each other? Is there one thing in particular that stands out about me? Tell me who I am.

Comments

[reallyoldguy.livejournal.com]

Your name is Darius. You once were much more interesting, but then you went and got boring. Or course, then I no longer had to worry about you potentially killing me when it suited you, so you win some, you lose some.

We have known each other quite some time. Longer than you might believe possible. You are a man of Faith and are respected for that by people who are not me. But don't concern yourself over that, I don't respect any many.

Oh. And you love Star Wars. Passionately.

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

So you think that because I was once apparently capable of killing you on a whim and will not do so now, that I have become boring? Interesting.

I would think passionate love was not something I could feel towards a series of movies.

[aoutlaw321.livejournal.com]

I love you. *looks down at his hands* And we were going to be married, but you decided to be a priest instead.

You crushed me, but I still love you Darius. Just...tell me that there is still a chance. How can I prove my love?

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

....

I have no idea.

[aoutlaw321.livejournal.com]

Here.

*Aidan comes up to him, pulls Darius towards him and kisses him*

Did that prove it?

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

*is speechless* (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/RogueDarling/Werner%20Stocker/Band%20of%20Brothers/BandofBrothers20.jpg)

[aoutlaw321.livejournal.com]

*laughs at the look on his face*

[civ-barbarian.livejournal.com]

You are Darius. You have been, are, and always will be one of the greatest generals that ever lived. You love to go into battle and smell the blood and fear of your enemies. You take what you want, go where you want, and the only time you'd ever go into a church would be to loot it. We've known each other a very long time, and I would follow you to conquer anything. The world will be ours. Oh, and you've never, ever been to Paris.

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

*curious* If that is so, then why is it that I am dressed in the robe of a priest?

[redwicca.livejournal.com]

You're in disguise. *nods emphatically*

[civ-barbarian.livejournal.com]

No, he stole it at the last church we looted...some kind of weird fetish, I think. *smirks*

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

We loot churches as well? We are right bastards then aren't we?

[redwicca.livejournal.com]

Oh, but you're also very rich with all the looting and pillaging. It's what attracted me to you all those years ago...I was sixteen and easily dazzled. *eviiil grin*






((mwahaha!))

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

Was it really the money that attracted you to me, or was it my evil ways? They do say women tend to like the bad boy.

[civ-barbarian.livejournal.com]

Ja, I told you we loot churches. And they do love the bad boys...especially the wealthy, successful ones like us. Redheads are your type as well. Oh, and find out if she has any blonde friends for me.

(OOC: *kicks LJ hard for not sending notifs*)

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

Well since it would seem we are compatriots, I will have to do that. Share and share alike.

*looks at Willow* Do you know any money grubbing blondes for my friend?

[redwicca.livejournal.com]

I know a few blondes, but they're not moneygrubbing. Total sex addicts, however. He can play that angle.

[civ-barbarian.livejournal.com]

Total sex addicts? I think I can live with that. *smirk*

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

Apparently I am one as well as I appear to have a rather large harem now.

[aricamuse.livejournal.com]

You are Darius, one of the most selfless and helpful people I have met. *smiles* You have counseled myself as well as my husband and helped us work through many problems.

[this meme is also in Arica's LJ. Feel free to pop over :))

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

It would seem that there are many differing opinions on that.

[aricamuse.livejournal.com]

*smiles* You have helped us a great deal.

[blondewatcher.livejournal.com]

Did any one mention your harem?

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

I have a harem?

[blondewatcher.livejournal.com]

*Vigorous head nod* Yes, that’s why you loot- so you can feed the mass hoards of your Harem. And buy naughty things for it too.
And…your disguised as a Priest, helps you can run away from Mr. Policeman…to be with your Harem.
Sometimes you ask Mr. Policeman to join your Harem. You have a fetish for police men's uniforms.
You once abducted the policeman...from the Village people. But you had to return him, because the rest of the group wanted to come along tooo, they sang out-side your Harem tents for days...You don’t like the song YMCA for obvious reasons. But, you get all turned on at anyone singing Macho man.

*Gives him an angelic smile. As the sound of a metallic clunk can be heard. That would be her halo falling off*

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

Mass hoardes?

Police officers uniformes?

The Village People?

What kind of looting, pillaging general am I?

[blondewatcher.livejournal.com]

The type that does, three shows a night at Las Vegas. As a Cher impersonator.

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

*Gives her the same look (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/RogueDarling/Werner%20Stocker/Band%20of%20Brothers/BandofBrothers20.jpg) he gave Aidan when he was kissed*

[blondewatcher.livejournal.com]

*Is highly jealous Aidan got to kiss him.*

I am guessing by now all the shocks, should just about give you a miraclous recovery.

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

I believe that the Cher impersonator bit would be the last straw, yes.

[blondewatcher.livejournal.com]

Believe, would be?
You dont sound very confident you have your memory back. Must be all that shock. Of course....

I do know a way that- will pretty much give that miraclous recovery.

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

Oh? And what would that be, if I even dare to ask such a question after all of this.

[blondewatcher.livejournal.com]

Another shock ought to do it.

* Isabella leant in close to him, and whispered in his ear *

I want to feel your mouth under mine. I want to allow my lips to yield to your kiss with a warm velvet demand, that will drive you with urgency to posses me; that you have never known before. I want to feel our breaths clash, and your raged gasps as unchecked as mine….

I want...*She paused and her lips brushed softly against the lobe of his ear. A butterfly touch a hint at a kiss *

...to feel your lips part mine and your tongue tangling with mine, filling every recess of my mouth exploring tasting.

* Isabella pressed her lips softly against his jaw, and she moved away slightly, so that her lips were inches away from his *
I want to hear you sigh my name, in an aching whisper that tells me- Satisfy me. Fulfil me. * As she spoke, her lips fluttered against his softly *

* She moved away from him. Speaking normally. *

So...did that cure you?

[on-holy-ground.livejournal.com]

*He raggedly clears his throat, and has to try a few times before he manages to actually speak.*

...Yes...I think that pretty much cured me of that particular problem....

[blondewatcher.livejournal.com]

There you go.
I thought it would...which is a shame really. Course if you had'nt-I am sure another shock would help you right along.

*Her gaze lowered to his mouth, desire showing in her eyes *

...Well...I think I need to go get rip snorting drunk.

Pray for me, Father.